A note I left for my brother. And then the note he left for me.

This morning, I woke up before my brother and left him a note telling him to join me at Starbucks when he awoke from his slumber. The note read like this:
Dutch Spindle-links,
I am at Starbucks studying and whatnot. You should join me.
Sincerely,
Edelweiss Starship

He joined me at Starbucks and brought with him a note replying to mine.
It read as follows:
Merchant Toille Node,
I am exceedingly pleased with your Matilda-flavored invitation, as you can see by my aloysius presence. Lands of chrandrome should not meet with mitochondria stipends, as you know they are disillusioned by their megaphone slaptastics.
Amen + 98% - 6QTRL,
Ian

My brother and I are very strange. Very, very, very strange.